A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Can I color on your dick again?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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