I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
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I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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