fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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