so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i think i have two assholes
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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