Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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