6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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