my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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