I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Do plants get herpes?
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