Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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