Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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