Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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