Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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