I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
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I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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