You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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