so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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