Duck Duck Cougar?
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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