Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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