btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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