YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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