Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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