ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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