So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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