oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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