i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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