I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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