We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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