Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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