Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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