she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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