haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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