it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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