everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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