what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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