god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.