you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?