went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.