I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It happened again.
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.