That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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