Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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