so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
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I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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