Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Four minutes until I can fart!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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