I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked