id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule