Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa