I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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