She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
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Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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