dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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