Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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