I'm gonna have a badass scar
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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