I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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