You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm too high and old for this...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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