I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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