it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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