a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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