that's an acceptable place to lick
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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